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Pretty Ugly

 

I guess he was reaffirming to her

that to him she was sort of ugly

but saying so in a kind of pretty way

albeit exercising his preference

for a certain type of girl when remarking

 

“smoke circles are pretty but are short lived

whilst stone circles aren’t so but are eternal”

 

at once realising that his profoundness

had been lost when she replied with

 

“sorry mate I’m as thick as pigs shit

you’ll have to tell it to me in rhyme

if you’re trying to get into my pants“

 

he pondered for a way to put a positive spin

on what he had said but was lacking insight

so told her he was a poet in progress

and rhyming in his view was a hands on art form

which would need some sort of experience to perfect

 

so suggested

 

she might be willing to oblige him

a quick romantic shag

and guaranteed that afterwards

he wouldn’t think of her a slag

well that sort of pissed her off a bit

and really got her rag

so hit him where it hurt the most

with a designer leather bag






      

 

      
 

 

 

 

 

 

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